Imgur users have been left very amused after a man shared his friend’s unusual discovery in a post on the site.
A rather old-looking business card for one “Percy Long Prong” was found underneath the floorboards while work was being carried out on a house.
The eyebrow-raising find is said to have been made by a restorer working on the property.
The post online by a user named RichardAttenbruh read: “Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on…”
Alongside this, a photo of the business card itself was shared, which promises that Percy’s services are “satisfaction guaranteed” and states that he requires “cash before mounting”.
The card also informs potential customers that maidens will be treated “gently”, while extra attention will be given to any “neglected married women”.
Spinsters will apparently be “delighted” by him and widows are his “speciality”.
The back of the card features a price list for his numerous sexy services which includes various positions, a “womb stretch”, hourly rates (10 shillings per hour) and additional costs for things such as “saliva exchange”, “bubble shake” and “Vaseline (if needed)”.
People had a lot of thoughts about the card, with more than 300 commenting on the Imgur post.
One person said: “That’s a male prostitute with class.”
Another wrote: “Do not google what the services are…I lost my cookies doing that.”
A third replied: “That is amazing. It needs to go in a museum!”
Others were convinced the card wasn’t actually real and was just a prank, as there are no contact details on it.
“You may notice there is no contact information. Probably a joke card,” a different user suggested.
A second added: “This is a joke card. Friend made ‘Rent-A-Scandal’ cards and left them around. Got one into Tutankhamen’s display case.”
Real or not, the card certainly kept everyone entertained – and has even since been shared onto Reddit, where more people are enjoying the content.